Writers' Choice

The best work of each RMCS writer, as chosen by the writers themselves.


 * Vitamin X
 * international house of panhandling 2.0
 * the guns n' roses circus sideshow
 * ain't misbegotten
 * touched by an anvil (valenti mix)
 * hard rock caffeine
 * how do you solve a problem like pyorrhea?
 * shakespeare the clown (cannibalized)
 * vitameatavegaministry
 * further down the spirochete
 * venus infers (ermine remix)
 * kill yr. american idols
 * impeding the flow of conversation
 * ventilated hush money
 * slow perv action
 * life's a state and we're all in the caste
 * caddyshaq
 * it's raining fish on prom night
 * the sanctity of a civil union
 * this charming manhole
 * selling ezra by the pound
 * coughing up blood money
 * trystin' the night away


 * Dave Hemming
 * It's not the whining, it's the taking part
 * Stalking the wily meme
 * the savoury squeezings of leftover meat
 * whipped cream in the bloodstream
 * bringing pufferfish to the potluck


 * Death Goat
 * Nat King Cold
 * looks like a taco
 * having your background check bounce
 * winter hookers are snow blowers
 * driving your cheese wheels down a one whey street
 * wretched rings of rump roast